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Yust as she gets inside an settles down Sven an Ole set off da charge. Only dis year Im a gonna do it a little different.

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They rowed out a ways and started to fish.

. Vhat have you just purchased Sven Ole asks. It seems Sven went over to Oles house for a visit and was met at the door by Lena who said Oles in da back yard burying da cat. Well that is a good profession said the manager so he gave him the money. After awhile the Devil came by to see how his new guests were doing.

Sven Ole picked up the auger and buckets and moved about 20 feet to the left and started to drill again. The voice came again a little stronger There is no fish under the ice. Coming upon Ole Sven sees there is not one but three holes freshly dug. Im a pilot said Sven.

Sven and Ole joke do your best Swedish accent when reading their lines. I thot Lena says you were burying da cat but I see tree holes. Suddenly a voice boomed out There are no fish under the ice there. We could buy a whole lot of dem and ven ve get back to Minnesota ve.

To his amazement he found Sven and Olie were still wearing their winter gear and seemed to be quite comfortable. TURN YERSELF AROUND NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE As a car sped past them the driver leaned out his window and yelled. Oh Ole yer crazy if ya think thatll work Ole smirks and keeps walking towards the nearest town. The Devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves.

Ole and Lena Jokes If youre from the Upper Midwest then you probably grew up with Olie or Ole Lena and Sven. Asked the same question to which he replied Diesel fitter He too was told to go to the next line to get his unemployment check. Its the best fishing Ive seen since I was a boy. At the unemployment office Sven was asked what position he held at the factory he replied Ya well I sew womens underpants.

Ole and Sven went fishing one summer and decided to rent a boat from the resort instead of fishing from the shore. They had a rope tied to one of the hind hoofs and they were pulling and struggling going through the deep snow with the other three legs sticking out and getting caught on every clump of brush and whatnot along the way. If you like Olie and Lena jokes youve come to the right place. After Sven and Ole collected their checks they compared them outside.

If you are in need of a laugh or of a good joke stop in here at Jokes Laughs and read some jokes or borrow some jokes. Sven and Ole are visiting a relative in Texas. Ole noticed that Sven had a small gift-wrapped box in his hand. If you have a joke to share send it to the editor.

Vell now that youve asked replies Sven Its my Lenas birthday tomorrow and vhen I asked her this morning vhat she vanted for her birthday Lena said Oh I dun know dear yust give me something with vots of diamonds So vhat did you get her Ole asks. Ole and Sven were out deer hunting in Northern Minnesota. Sven And Olie. The first thing to catch Svens eye is the big double Ferris wheel.

Criminy jeez replied Sven Not now. Vell now that youve asked replies Sven Its my Lenas birthday tomorrow And vhen I asked her this morning vhat she vanted for her birthday Lena said Oh I dun know dear yust give me something with vots of diamonds. Go somewhere else Ole an Sven moved about 25 feet over and started to make another hole. OLE AND Sven took their poles and headed out to do some ice fishing.

Suits 500 each Shirts 200 each Trousers 250 per pair Sven says to his pal Hey Ole. Sven and Ole were talking one afternoon when Sven tells Ole Ya know I reckon Im bout ready for a vacation. Asked the same question to which he replied Diesel fitter He too was told to go to the next line to get his unemployment check. An all da mud under da.

The Devil asked why they werent hotOlie replied We come from Minnesota where its always cold. Sven and Ole joke do your best Swedish accent when reading their lines Sven and Ole both lost their jobs when the clothing manufacturer they worked at closed. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. Sven and Ole joke do your best Swedish accent when reading their lines.

Sven Ole went out on the ice with an auger and fishing gear. He died ya know So I yust go round da house and wisit widim says Sven. OLE AND SVEN Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Minneapolis and one day the airport was fogged in. I want 10000 What do you do for a living asked the manager.

While walking along the street they see a sign on a store front which reads. This blog is a little tribute to our favorite Norwegians. They caught one fish after the other. Sven an Ole are stretchin out da ignition cable into da voods and disappear behind da trees yust as Oles vife Lena comes outa da house headin fer da outhouse.

One day they were seen pounding a sign into the ground that said. Da last few years I took your advice about where to go. Ole and Sven die in a snowmobiling accident drunker than skunks And go to Hell. Sven shot a really nice buck and Ole was helping him pull it out of the woods.

Oles check was twice as much which made Sven furious. At the unemployment office Sven was asked what position he held at the factory he replied Ya well I sew womens underpants. Oh Olie he says vould you look at dat. Ole says to Sven I wish we could mark this spot.

They started to drill a hole to fish through. Finn Jokes Page 2 Both Ole and Sven wanted some money so they went to the bank for a loan. Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. As they were augering a hole in the ice they heard a loud voice from above say There is no fish under the ice.

He says to them Doesnt the heat and smoke bother you Ole replies Vell ya know vere from nordern Minnesooota da land of. Tuesday June 5 2012. Reverend Ole was the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church and Pastor Sven was the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road. After Sven and Ole collected their checks they compared them outside.

Im yust starting to win big Ole Lena and Sven were lost in the northwoods and were becoming desperate having run out of food several days ago. Tuesday April 20 2010. Sven and Olie were vacationing and attended their first fair. Ole came out of the restroom and was wondering what Sven was doing.

I went to Hawaii and Lena got pregnant. Sven And Olie Joke. Lets go ride on dat von Olie not being near as adventurous as Sven says Oh I dont tink so. Sven went in first.

Sven dont ya tink ya should stop now asked Ole. Ive always vanted to go on von of dose big Ferris veels. Sven and Ole joke do your best Swedish accent when reading their lines Sven and Ole both lost their jobs when the clothing manufacturer they worked at closed. An hour later Sven looks up from his porch and sees Ole coming down the road from town holding what looks EXACTLY like 2 pounds of butter on a silver platter flabbergasted and confused he saunders back into his house trying to make.

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